When I think of Grandmas, I imagine little cottages, the smell of cookies baking, smiles and hugs. What do I get? I get an assisted living facility, the smell of body odor, and tart comments like “Do you want me to smell like a whore?”. With my grandma everyday is a new adventure.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Lunch, maybe?
Grams and I go out for lunch once or twice a month. Today was supposed to be just like any other time. (Which you will here more about later.) For some reason it didn’t go as well as planned.
5:56 a.m.-phone call #1-
Gma: Are we doing something for lunch today?
Me: Yes, Grandma.
6:44 a.m.-phone call #2-
Gma: Are we supposed to do something today?
Me: Yes, Grandma, lunch.
7:23 a.m.-phone call #3-
Gma: Are you coming over today?
Me: Yes, Grandma. We are having lunch.
9:30 a.m.-phone call #4- IGNORED
9:35 a.m.-phone call #5- IGNORED
10:14 a.m.-phone call #6-
Gma: Am I supposed to do something today.
Me: Grandma, I am picking you up at noon for lunch.
10:15-12:00 - SILENCE –
I arrive at noon to find her sitting and eating.
Gma: Were we supposed to have lunch today?
Me: Yes, Grandma.
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