From time to time I like to bring friends over so they actually believe that my grandma is as crazy as I make her out to be. My friend Jen was recently given this honor.
Me: Gma, this is my friend Jen.
Gma: Ben?
Me & Jen: Jen
Gma: Dan?
Jen: Jen
Gma: Meh. Where are you from?
Jen: Southern Minnesota
Gma: Oh…
Gma: So, what is your name?
Jen: Jen.
Gma: Ben?
Me: Jennifer
Gma: Bennifer?
Me: Jennifer.
Gma: Oh? That is a nice name.
Jen: Uh…thanks.
After repeatedly asking Jen where she was from, I knew that it was time to finish our short, but oh so pleasant visit.
